Funny Slate + Rock Engraving Pack — 12 Sarcastic Laser PNG Files (Digital Download)

12 funny designs that sell as finished rocks and slate coasters at every fair — bold, clean, and drawn for diode lasers on stone.

YOU GET: Go Away, Don't Touch My Rock, Emotional Support Rock, Introvert Club, Damn, Hell, Shit, Fuck, Ass, Bitch, Breathe (Unless You're Annoying), and Zero Fucks Given — each in black-on-white (burn file) AND white-on-black (inverted), 2000×2000 PNG, plus a settings + paint-fill contrast guide.

STARTING SETTINGS (10W diode): 80% power @ 5000 mm/min on black rock/slate. Always run a test grid first — stone varies.

LICENSE: Unlimited commercial use on physical products you engrave and sell. The digital files themselves may not be resold, shared, or redistributed.

Digital download only — no physical item ships. Product photos include illustrative mockups showing how the designs engrave. Contains profanity — that's the point.